FYI
Now you can directly connect to MySql via javascript
http://jsext.webloji.net/
http://jsext.sourceforge.net/JSEXT1.Mysql.html
http://www.brainonfire.net/blog/ssjs-on-ubuntu/
And if you wish you had a V8, check out Google SSJS Engine
BTW: JS is now 7x faster than it last year.
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